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I want fake tits.

THERE I SAID IT OK.

I've wanted fake tits since I was a kid. Even when I was a tomboy (still am) I've always loved boobies. EVERYONE tells me not to get them, but I know my fake tits would be fucking awesome so hear me out lol.

If I got them done:

I would get them done to look almost real. Real in like a "are those things real or not?????" kinda way. I want them to be super squishy and bouncy and soft. I actually want them to just look like MY tits when i squish them together. Now if I don't squish them together they're lame... but when I squish them together they're glorious!!

I would have to wait until my contract with Jules Jordan is over because I will have to take 4-6 weeks off of work (I think?) and I can't do that when I have a certain amount of scenes I have to do in a certain amount of time.

Then I'll want to shoot for a couple of other companies before the AVN Awards nominations cut offs... so I will probably get them done in October 🙂

Before you yell at me for having nice tits already and wanting to "ruin" them as everyone says... I swear I will get cool ones!! I already have large C cup boobies and a lot of breast tissue so they will look awesome. Think of how much better I'll look in bikinis traveling beach towns for 6 months!!

This is Helga Lovekaty and her perfect fake tits. Hers were exactly the same size as mine before she got them done and looked extremely similar to mine. So I'm hoping mine can look just like these ones!!

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12 Comments on "I want fake tits."

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Alexa
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I love my fake tits! I’ve had saline and silicone. Honestly the softest squishiest ones were silicone over the muscle. I have saline under the muscle now and they’re very bouncy! Just get them somewhat proportionate to your body. You’re beautiful the way you are but there’s nothing wrong with enhancing your already beautiful breasts!

Dayna
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My boobs are the best gift I’ve ever bought myself. They aren’t hard at all, in fact when i was first with my man, he asked me why mine feel so real. Don’t go so big that it stretches the tissue/skin out so thin that it makes them hard. Be smart about your own body proportions and muscle tones and you will be happy!! No one else should make this decision for you. Do what makes YOU happy 🙂

Rachel Baldwin
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Hi I’m a fan of you being happy your so hot no matter what you do !

Lydia
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I would love to get mine done as well. And good lord I wouldn’t mind them looking like hers when done. You do you honey.

Angie
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No no no… you are PERFECT the way you are. Please no!

Boomshakalaka
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Please don’t. They’re perfect.

Faith
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Personally I highkey don’t like fake boobs I feel like they take away all the good things about boobs: the squishiness, bounciness, and the falling down just a little…. if they really do look natural I guess there is no harm. Especially because it will make you happy that’s the most important thing. When people judge other people for wanting cosmetic surgery I always say to them “If it makes them feel good about themselves what’s the problem it doesn’t effect you it’s their body?” and that’s what I have to say here regardless of my opinion. But know, that… Read more »
Theresa
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Dana DeArmond got fake boobs a while back(maybe a year ago?). They are the best I’ve ever seen. She appears to have no scaring and they sit so naturally. So often fake boobs look amazing while covered but horrible when not in a bra/swim top, but hers are great both ways. Maybe you could ask her who did hers. I know she posted about it on twitter long ago, she also talked about how long she waited before going back to set. In the end I’m normally against fake boobs but you do you! Nothing anyone on here says will… Read more »
Andi
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I have huge naturally Angela White tits, but I think you will look amazing with tits just like the pic above. Do it!

Sandeep
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You have amezing body. Please don’t mess with it. Lots of love from India

Some Wahine
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I love mine!! Best decision ever. Do it! They have such good materials nowadays they look and feel real.

Linda
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You’re just another woman desperate to please a man. You’re a child.